Jed? (by Drew)

It was early Friday morning, I checked my email (hotmail) and when I closed my account I was sent to the MSN page. As I typed in espn.com and began to navigate away from MSN.com my eyes briefly glanced at the flashing banner in the middle of the screen. There he was...my childhood nemesis, my brother Jed, staring me in the face and asking me if my job is prestigious. I read the article and discovered that 61% of Americans believe that being a firefighter is a prestigious job. I called Jed to ask him why he was modeling for such a statistically inaccurate article, and he told me that his Department (Orem) had burned down a house for training and some sort of photography team had snapped some shots. They then asked Jed to take some extras because he was no doubt the cutest, and the only one without a mustache, and so he was the model for the glamour shot above.

As we talked about his new found modeling career, he interrupted me and asked where lawyers were on the list...I checked the article again and discovered a link to a parallel article discussing the least prestigious jobs...and sure enough there was a picture of yours truly...that's not true, but needless to say, lawyers didn't quite make the list. Yet again my older brother wins.